An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this
stupidest/most awesome joke ever
School and Tumblr photoset
Meet Pickles, aka “Catosaurus.” He was rescued in Boston and he’s over 3 feet long.
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this picture is life
"hey can you do me a favor?"
when people take your url off a post and try to pass it off as their own
i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again
This is the Kardashian Fir. (scientific name: Skankus Bigbuttus) Originally native to the forests of Armenia, the invasive species of tree can now be found in some rich neighborhoods in the United States. While the tree is superficially pleasing to the eye, botanists note that it is completely empty on the inside and needs near constant maintenance and attention to survive.
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